I can see why people would think I have a limited perspective. Get it? “See my limited perspective”? Because I’m a window washer? Think on it, it’ll hit you. It’s hilarious. I’m a window washer, and I see a lot. No, that’s not funny. It’s true. People get so used to the idea of clean windows that they forget they just don’t grow that way. A person actually does it. You would be amazed at the kind of things people do in front of their windows. I don’t mean dirty stuff. Well, yes, I guess I do. It’s all dirty, and smudgy, and probably smelly. I don’t think birds fly into windows on accident. I think they are just trying to erase the vision of the horrible things they’ve seen through your windows. Maybe someone needs to get pet gates for the outside. Oh, wait. They do. They call them doors.
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